Our backs hurt, ankles break and feet are busted! Not to mention having a baby is dangerous and our eyes are built backwards. There is a lot that doesn’t work …
31 responses to “This Is The Perfectly Evolved Human”
You forgot wings (no need for vehicle) No blood no heart (immortal) No digestive tract(don't have to eat to get energy) Bones harder than diamond Instant unlimited memory No money system 🤣
I don't think the no neck strategy would work. Our ability to see our surroundings without twisting our whole torso would be gone. Our sinuses should also have been fixed, and I don't think a mostly skinless human would survive very long. And we'd need separate pipes for air and food.
Well there’s also the regeneration of the starfish or axolotl. The superior vision of the mantis shrimp, in that they can perceive far more wavelengths of light and both stalks can move independently with just as good depth perception. Fur to protect against swarms of insects. Larger canines for a more successful omnivorous role. Claws like a velociraptor, that don’t inhibit land running, but provide weaponry for pack-oriented hunting. Muscle density of apes. Scorpion tails for more weaponry, another climbing appendage, and better balancing of the now larger lungs and ribs. An elephant truck for another appendage for grappling, smelling, and reaching into small places. There is so much more that humans could have lol. Our brains could even evolve to be eusocial so that societal problems, corruption, prejudice, etc all disappear completely.
We are missing the idea that car's are something we invented, and we can not allow evolution to protect us but since we created cars we must also create things around us to protect us from cars. So i do not personally ** like the car crash segment.
The movable ears point… Not convinced. Humans can already pinpoint sound location relative to the head better than most mammals from what studies I have seen. We use the shape of our ears plus their relatively fixed positions to engage in a sort of frequency analysis behind the scenes in the brain. This allows us to determine forward/backward as well as vertical location assessment.
This is also why a pure tone is very difficult to locate in 3D space for us – there's no harmonics to use to identify the location. Fortunately, in nature, pure tones are almost "unheard" of.
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ribs neck and feet are bad
I love this channel so much!!!
Regect humanity, return to monkey
We didn't evolve from apes!
but we need the tiddies
Informative, but irredeemably cringy
4:31 and 4:51 Anamonies*. I had to rewind a few times. 😂
Or we can become bacteria
You forgot wings (no need for vehicle)
No blood no heart (immortal)
No digestive tract(don't have to eat to get energy)
Bones harder than diamond
Instant unlimited memory
No money system 🤣
5:38 😂
This video is…… weird
I don't think the no neck strategy would work. Our ability to see our surroundings without twisting our whole torso would be gone.
Our sinuses should also have been fixed, and I don't think a mostly skinless human would survive very long.
And we'd need separate pipes for air and food.
Humans hearing range is from 20hz to 20000hz, it deteriorates with age, some people can hear below 20hz but it's super rare, audiophile here
Cuttlefish have 'W' shaped pupils which means they can almost see behind themselves if they squint
Guess Im the best human on the planet
I REJECTED MY HUMANITY IM BECOMING AN OSTRICH
I would kill for a new spine. Anyone willing to donate? 😛
Well there’s also the regeneration of the starfish or axolotl. The superior vision of the mantis shrimp, in that they can perceive far more wavelengths of light and both stalks can move independently with just as good depth perception. Fur to protect against swarms of insects. Larger canines for a more successful omnivorous role. Claws like a velociraptor, that don’t inhibit land running, but provide weaponry for pack-oriented hunting. Muscle density of apes. Scorpion tails for more weaponry, another climbing appendage, and better balancing of the now larger lungs and ribs. An elephant truck for another appendage for grappling, smelling, and reaching into small places. There is so much more that humans could have lol. Our brains could even evolve to be eusocial so that societal problems, corruption, prejudice, etc all disappear completely.
Ok we become ostrich but can ostrich play football if not then i dont want to get evolved
Hear me out: shrimp eyes for access to shrimp colors
Evolutionists….see ya!
A new way would be needed to pivot the head back, forward, turn, etc
Imagine yourself waking up as the perfact human how would you react?
what a nice video!! I lovedd this editing wow
Someone please tell me I'm not the only one who noticed "SYMETRY" at 4:22 D8
"Yes I'm bad at driving and yes I'm but they are not linked, let's have large MiNdS"
We are missing the idea that car's are something we invented, and we can not allow evolution to protect us but since we created cars we must also create things around us to protect us from cars. So i do not personally ** like the car crash segment.
Male nipples can indicate disease though arent they useful?!
Kangaroos and seashores damnit!
The movable ears point… Not convinced. Humans can already pinpoint sound location relative to the head better than most mammals from what studies I have seen. We use the shape of our ears plus their relatively fixed positions to engage in a sort of frequency analysis behind the scenes in the brain. This allows us to determine forward/backward as well as vertical location assessment.
This is also why a pure tone is very difficult to locate in 3D space for us – there's no harmonics to use to identify the location. Fortunately, in nature, pure tones are almost "unheard" of.
On that note…