46 responses to “How to Pass a Drug Test Marijuana”
Attention one and all……. DO NOT BUY DOLLAR GENERAL MARIJUANA DRUG TESTS!!!!!!!! i have 2 12 panel drug screens i acquired, and picked 2 cheap ones up at dg.. The first cheap drug test said i was positive for weed….. So then i took one of the 12 panels and was cleab for everything…. I then stuck the second dg drug screen inside the 12 panel drug screen with my clean pee… Waited around 3 mins and it still said i was positive for weed…… In a nutshell they are not good for jack shit
Who the H would drink bleach, unless they have an issue? There is such a thing as water intoxication. I can make you delirious among other things. It flushes your electrolytes out.
for all the really desperate people who need to pass a drug test supervised, just do an oil change. watch the video of Blue Mountain State oil change for basic instructions.
CERTO definately does NOT work i tested it after failing test using a detox drink and drinking water. I followed instructions to a T that all CERTO supporters say works…got 2 pk oh Certo to try twice just to b sure and it failed with both tests! I only have one day now til test and freaking out because its for a job! Can anyone tell me what WILL absolutely work!? Im wondering about the eyes drops and need feed back on what works for real if you only have one day to go. peace n blessings!
not sure to trust this I used that fake urine a yr ago n failed it cuz they said something was wrong with my urine im taking azo n bought a home test im clean but not sure if its the same as a lab test n few yrs back I got clean in a week using palo alzu it taste nasty I drank one gallon each day for a week n pass a lab test
Alright first off the last time I smoke was June 12 and my test is July 3rd I exercise about 5 days a week and drink at least 100 ounces of water a day only thing I worry about Is im about 300 pounds and 6'1 so im just wondering how long its gonna stay in my system and what fast way can I get it out, Im testing for college football
it all depends on how much you've used really and you're metabolism but drinking lots of water cranberry, and exercising should do the trick. overall stopping for a few months is the ideal thing to detox
I just tested after 5 days of flush with exercise cranberry lots of water and lost a 100000 buk a year job, give yourself at least two weeks, do not trust at home tests as they are nowhere near as accurate as a lab test, if you8 use other urine don't use a squirt bottle cus they will hear the air suck in at the end of the squirt, you have to have the temp within like 36 to 38 degrees or they will cancel the test trust me im on the verge of suicide after failing this test
If you get to the point where you have to take a drug/herb test, you probably shouldn't being doing any drugs or herbs anyway. If you don't do the drug or herb you don't have to worry
I had to look at your profile to see if you were really Sean Connery. Afterwards, I said "Sean Connery….. doesn't like Dragonball Z.." …thats the whole story
i always try and piss all over the test cup. and i do mean that. if its not for a job that i need and want i also piss all over the place. seat, floor, and the tank. when they ask me what happened- i say " not used to pissing in such a small circle and the fact that i had to use two hands. im not ambidextrous." or i tell them i'm not good at multi-tasking. thats why im in need of a job. if they say clean it no problem- i am for hire for $55.00/hr when it comes to janitorial work. that job=1 hr
Here wht i do ….
WHAT U NEED ,paket of Certo,Gatoraid , gallon of watter , nd B-12 vitamins ,
pour a lil bit of gatoraid out take a B-12 get certo and open and put all of the certo in the gatoraid shake the gatoraid then slam it .. then drink the gallon of watter .. do this about 2 hours befor the test … IT WORKS!
Thanks a lot for the info. Very simple and effective. Yeeea stoners do exercise, actually. I'm a Firefighter, football coach, i workout 4 days a week, sometimes twice a day? I have a urine screen on Oct 4 for Firefighting, and I love pot. Oct 5=HITS FROM THE BONG
my last interviewer said they would rather hire a felon before they hire me bc i smoke. really america. you would rather have a killer work beside you than a person who smokes on their own time. What a country
@420assfuck who really cares about that. Long as i pass it they will have no reason to send to tha lab. now if it is 50/50 on tha test they will send it and you are Correct. Im Screwed. lol
Attention one and all……. DO NOT BUY DOLLAR GENERAL MARIJUANA DRUG TESTS!!!!!!!! i have 2 12 panel drug screens i acquired, and picked 2 cheap ones up at dg.. The first cheap drug test said i was positive for weed….. So then i took one of the 12 panels and was cleab for everything…. I then stuck the second dg drug screen inside the 12 panel drug screen with my clean pee… Waited around 3 mins and it still said i was positive for weed…… In a nutshell they are not good for jack shit
I’ve took these a week before I took a urine test and it worked I was surprised
Who the H would drink bleach, unless they have an issue? There is such a thing as water intoxication. I can make you delirious among other things. It flushes your electrolytes out.
Does it work for blood?
Bleach ohhh Snap!!!!! 😂 😝
Just drink a shit ton of everclear that worked for me
I got apollo azul can I drink that and pop azo
2x Bottle of water Drop of 91 gas nothing more or less & only 91 gas be smart careful
⚠Instructions for heavy smoker's THC CANNABIS only educational purposes only⚠
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for all the really desperate people who need to pass a drug test supervised, just do an oil change.
watch the video of Blue Mountain State oil change for basic instructions.
would it work the same for coke? should i be clean in 7 days if i was also consuming alcohol.
CERTO definately does NOT work i tested it after failing test using a detox drink and drinking water. I followed instructions to a T that all CERTO supporters say works…got 2 pk oh Certo to try twice just to b sure and it failed with both tests! I only have one day now til test and freaking out because its for a job! Can anyone tell me what WILL absolutely work!? Im wondering about the eyes drops and need feed back on what works for real if you only have one day to go. peace n blessings!
not sure to trust this
I used that fake urine a yr ago n failed it cuz they said something was wrong with my urine
im taking azo n bought a home test im clean but not sure if its the same as a lab test
n few yrs back I got clean in a week using palo alzu
it taste nasty I drank one gallon each day for a week n pass a lab test
Alright first off the last time I smoke was June 12 and my test is July 3rd I exercise about 5 days a week and drink at least 100 ounces of water a day only thing I worry about Is im about 300 pounds and 6'1 so im just wondering how long its gonna stay in my system and what fast way can I get it out, Im testing for college football
it all depends on how much you've used really and you're metabolism but drinking lots of water cranberry, and exercising should do the trick. overall stopping for a few months is the ideal thing to detox
That's my jam!! Made in Thailand
how long will it take thou?
I really hope this works
Does This Work??
@Got cheese whats the song name pls help thx u in advance =)
Question how many azo's do i take a day and how long will it take to be out of my system thanks guys
Cranberry is myth too….
I drink gallon of bleach with a drop of lemon juice
All u nd is a few days with cranberrie pills i smoked a couple days before my test an took 4 before an three the day of so i know an past
Fake
I just tested after 5 days of flush with exercise cranberry lots of water and lost a 100000 buk a year job, give yourself at least two weeks, do not trust at home tests as they are nowhere near as accurate as a lab test, if you8 use other urine don't use a squirt bottle cus they will hear the air suck in at the end of the squirt, you have to have the temp within like 36 to 38 degrees or they will cancel the test trust me im on the verge of suicide after failing this test
Thank you captain Obvious
If you get to the point where you have to take a drug/herb test, you probably shouldn't being doing any drugs or herbs anyway. If you don't do the drug or herb you don't have to worry
Made in Thailand
you serious!!!!!!!
i've literally smoked a day b4 the drug test and passed my taking niacin that kill he weed in ur fat some vinegar and then lots of water
Wrong. To ad a sufficient amount of color to urine, take a Super B-Complex. Never ad anything to the testing cup.
I love how people can do hard drugs and be solid in a few days but if I smoke some weed more than a week before a test Ill be boned 🙁
It would be really bad ass unfortunately though I don't have balls so I doubt I would pass
I had to look at your profile to see if you were really Sean Connery. Afterwards, I said "Sean Connery….. doesn't like Dragonball Z.." …thats the whole story
or add yellow food coloring to water.
Check out my channel. I have a video with a complete set of instructions on how to actually pass a drug test for marihuana. Good Luck!
i always try and piss all over the test cup. and i do mean that. if its not for a job that i need and want i also piss all over the place. seat, floor, and the tank. when they ask me what happened- i say " not used to pissing in such a small circle and the fact that i had to use two hands. im not ambidextrous." or i tell them i'm not good at multi-tasking. thats why im in need of a job. if they say clean it no problem- i am for hire for $55.00/hr when it comes to janitorial work. that job=1 hr
Here wht i do ….
WHAT U NEED ,paket of Certo,Gatoraid , gallon of watter , nd B-12 vitamins ,
pour a lil bit of gatoraid out take a B-12 get certo and open and put all of the certo in the gatoraid shake the gatoraid then slam it .. then drink the gallon of watter .. do this about 2 hours befor the test … IT WORKS!
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THANX
rite-aid/walgreens?
also whats this song? chill little number…
Thanks a lot for the info. Very simple and effective. Yeeea stoners do exercise, actually. I'm a Firefighter, football coach, i workout 4 days a week, sometimes twice a day? I have a urine screen on Oct 4 for Firefighting, and I love pot. Oct 5=HITS FROM THE BONG
Stoners= Exercising ??? What you been smoking?
my last interviewer said they would rather hire a felon before they hire me bc i smoke. really america. you would rather have a killer work beside you than a person who smokes on their own time. What a country
@420assfuck who really cares about that. Long as i pass it they will have no reason to send to tha lab. now if it is 50/50 on tha test they will send it and you are Correct. Im Screwed. lol